Onwards noble steed! The master is waiting for the ball!
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about
sick burns from misty
misty was always dragging hoes left and right
SORRY NOT SORRY
Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
every breath you take
i’ll be watching you